Frank's Escape

The Christmas clean up didn't go as smoothly as it does every other year. Frank put up a fight. The look on his face when I said it was time to get packed up until next year, was one of pure confusion. I explained to him how seasonal decorations worked and he went on and on about how I could be so insensitive and prejudice over a bit of attire. "If I hadn't been wearing a red and white striped toque with a sweet, little, matching bow tie, I'll bet you would easily consider keeping me out year round. You are far too hung up on the color thing. Look around, your home could use a little pop of color; all beiges, browns and grays. Someone might think you're depressed. I know I'll be depressed if you shove me in box for the nicest part of the year. If I agree to stay in here, I'll never get to see the leaves, the green grass, feel the warmth from the sun. But go ahead, I'm obviously powerless to stop you. If you're comfortable being a bully, ...